Friday, July 4, 2008

Johnny Damon is the Drummer From Def Leppard

From an email I sent this morning:

How is it that Johnny Damon can be such an amazing athlete but have such a huge deficiency in his throwing arm? I mean it's little league - even worse than bush league. Not sure if either of you saw it, but on a hard-hit liner to left, Manny scored from second and there wasn't any thought of holding him up (not that Manny was watching DeMarlo Hale for a moment). Damon's throw - on a hard-hit, one-hopper to him that bounced up perfectly at the mid-point of left field - landed just past the infield dirt, and three-hopped to the catcher, who had to come out well into the infield grass to field it before it stopped on its own.

Just terrible. He needs a Fenway-like left-field situation, or the option for a second DH...Can he get Tommy John surgery?

Papelbon - awesome

Jonathan Papelbon has a career ERA of 1.69 (37 earned runs in 196 2/3 innings). It is the lowest career ERA in major league history among pitchers with at least 150 innings. He also has 240 Ks and 51 walks. Wow.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

DiMaggio and the Streak


I've always been upset that Ted Williams lost the MVP voting in 1941 to Joltin' Joe DiMaggio and his 56-game hitting streak. As amazing as the streak is as an accomplishment, it really didn't do much, in and of itself, to make DiMaggio more valuable as a player to his team. Williams hit 50 points higher, had 37 HRs (to Joe's 30), nearly equaled him in RBIs (120/125) and total bases (335 to 348), and has an astounding 1.2875 OPS (to 1.083). Note that was all in 85 fewer at bats because of his 147 walks. Yep.

But anyhow, I did find this book review remarkable and made me appreciate the streak more - even if it is a 'nice numbers' thing more than it is a beneficial accomplishment thing...


The Streak of Streaks
By
Stephen Jay Gould

Streak: Joe DiMaggio and the Summer of '41
by Michael Seidel
McGraw-Hill, 260 pp., $17.95


My father was a court stenographer. At his less than princely salary, we watched Yankee games from the bleachers or high in the third deck. But one of the judges had season tickets, so we occasionally sat in the lower boxes when hizzoner couldn't attend. One afternoon, while DiMaggio was going 0 for 4 against, of all people, the lowly St. Louis Browns (now the even lowlier Baltimore Orioles), the great man fouled one in our direction. "Catch it, Dad," I screamed. "You never get them," he replied, but stuck up his hand like the Statue of Liberty—and the ball fell right in. I mailed it to DiMaggio, and, bless him, he actually sent the ball back, signed and in a box marked "insured." Insured, that is, to make me the envy of the neighborhood, and DiMaggio the model and hero of my life.

I met DiMaggio a few years ago on a small playing field at the Presidio of San Francisco. My son, wearing DiMaggio's old number 5 on his Little League jersey, accompanied me, exactly one generation after my father caught that ball. DiMaggio gave him a pointer or two on batting and then signed a ball for him. One generation passeth away, and another generation cometh: but the earth abideth forever.

My son, uncoached by Dad, and given the chance that comes but once in a lifetime, asked DiMaggio as his only query about life and career: "Suppose you had walked every time up during one game of your fifty-six–game hitting streak? Would the streak have been over?" DiMaggio replied that, under 1941 rules, the streak would have ended, but that this unfair statute has since been revised, and such a game would not count today.

My son's choice for a single question tells us something vital about the nature of legend. A man may labor for a professional lifetime, especially in sport or in battle, but posterity needs a single transcendant event to fix him in permanent memory. Every hero must be a Wellington on the right side of his personal Waterloo; generality of excellence is too diffuse. The unambiguous factuality of a single achievement is adamantine. Detractors can argue forever about the general tenor of your life and works, but they can never erase a great event.

In 1941, as I gestated in my mother's womb, Joe DiMaggio got at least one hit in each of fifty-six successive games. Most records are only incrementally superior to runners-up; Roger Maris hit sixty-one homers in 1961, but Babe Ruth hit sixty in 1927 and fifty-nine in 1921, while Hank Greenberg (1938) and Jimmy Foxx (1932) both hit fifty-eight. But DiMaggio's fifty-six–game hitting streak is ridiculously and almost unreachably far from all challengers (Wee Willie Keeler and Peter Rose, both with forty-four, come second). Among sabremetricians[1]—a contentious lot not known for agreement about anything—we find virtual consensus that DiMaggio's fifty-six–game hitting streak is the greatest accomplishment in the history of baseball, if not all modern sport.

The reasons for this respect are not far to seek. Single moments of unexpected supremacy—Johnny Vander Meer's back-to-back no-hitters of 1938, Don Larsen's perfect game in the 1956 World Series—can occur at any time to almost anybody, and have an irreducibly capricious character. Achievements of a full season—Maris's sixty-one homers, Ted Williams's batting average of .406, also posted in 1941 and not equaled since—have a certain overall majesty, but they don't demand unfailing consistency every single day; you can slump for a while, so long as your average holds. But a streak must be absolutely exceptionless; you are not allowed a single day of subpar play, or even bad luck. You bat only four or five times in an average game. Sometimes two or three of these efforts yield walks, and you get only one or two shots at a hit. Moreover, as tension mounts and notice increases, your life becomes unbearable. Reporters dog your every step; fans are even more intrusive than usual (one stole DiMaggio's favorite bat right in the middle of his streak). You cannot make a single mistake.

Thus Joe DiMaggio's fifty-six–game hitting streak is both the greatest factual achievement in the history of baseball and a principal icon of American mythology. What shall we do with such a central item of our cultural history? Michael Seidel's happy response is a book devoted not to generalities or implications of the streak—many have done this, too many times—but to day-by-day details of how a man gets from one to fifty-six with no misses in between. This book chronicles the intricate factual events of DiMaggio's achievement, and pays the best kind of proper respect, while providing the right sort of description. I shall return to Seidel, but first let me illustrate another approach to such an icon.

Statistics and mythology may seem the most unlikely bedfellows. How can we quantify Caruso or measure Middlemarch? But if God could mete out heaven with the span (Isaiah 40:12), perhaps we can say something useful about hitting streaks. The statistics of "runs," defined as continuous series of good or bad results (including baseball's streaks and slumps), is a well-developed branch of the profession, and can yield clear—but wildly counterintuitive—results. (The fact that we find these conclusions so surprising is the key to appreciating DiMaggio's achievement, the point of this article, and the gateway to an important insight about the human mind.)

Start with a phenomenon that nearly everyone both accepts and considers well understood—"hot hands" in basketball. Now and then, someone just gets hot, and can't be stopped. Basket after basket falls in—or out as with "cold hands," when a man can't buy a bucket for love or money (choose your cliché). The reason for this phenomenon is clear enough; it lies embodied in the maxim: "When you're hot, you're hot; and when you're not, you're not." You get that touch, build confidence; all nervousness fades, you find your rhythm; swish, swish, swish. Or you miss a few, get rattled, endure the booing, experience despair; hands start shaking and you realize that you shoulda stood in bed.

Everybody knows about hot hands. The only problem is that no such phenomenon exists. The Stanford psychologist Amos Tversky studied every basket made by the Philadelphia 76ers for more than a season. He found, first of all, that probabilities of making a second basket did not rise following a successful shot. Moreover, the number of "runs," or baskets in succession, was no greater than what a standard random, or coin-tossing, model would predict. (If the chance of making each basket is 0.5, for example, a reasonable value for good shooters, five hits in a row will occur, on average, once in thirty-two sequences—just as you can expect to toss five successive heads about once in thirty-two times, or 0.55.)

Of course Larry Bird, the great forward of the Boston Celtics, will have more sequences of five than Joe Airball—but not because he has greater will or gets in that magic rhythm more often. Larry has longer runs because his average success rate is so much higher, and random models predict more frequent and longer sequences. If Larry shoots field goals at 0.6 probability of success, he will get five in a row about once every thirteen sequences (0.65). If Joe, by contrast, shoots only 0.3, he will get his five straight only about once in 412 times. In other words, we need no special explanation for the apparent pattern of long runs. There is no ineffable "causality of circumstance" (if I may call it that), no definite reason born of the particulars that make for heroic myths—courage in the clinch, strength in adversity, etc. You only have to know a person's ordinary play in order to predict his sequences. (I rather suspect that we are convinced of the contrary not only because we need myths so badly, but also because we remember the successes and simply allow the failures to fade from memory. More on this later.) But how does this revisionist pessimism work for baseball?

My colleague Ed Purcell, Nobel laureate in physics but, for purposes of this subject, just another baseball fan,[2] has done a comprehensive study of all baseball streak and slump records. His firm conclusion is easily and swiftly summarized. Nothing ever happened in baseball above and beyond the frequency predicted by coin-tossing models. The longest runs of wins or losses are as long as they should be, and occur about as often as they ought to. Even the hapless Orioles, at 0 and 21 to start this season, only fell victim to the laws of probability (and not to the vengeful God of racism, out to punish major league baseball's only black manager).

But "treasure your exceptions," as the old motto goes. There is one major exception, and absolutely only one—one sequence so many standard deviations above the expected distribution that it should not have occurred at all. Joe DiMaggio's fifty-six–game hitting streak in 1941. The intuition of baseball aficionados has been vindicated. Purcell calculated that to make it likely (probability greater than 50 percent) that a run of even fifty games will occur once in the history of baseball up to now (and fifty-six is a lot more than fifty in this kind of league), baseball's rosters would have to include either four lifetime .400 batters or fifty-two lifetime .350 batters over careers of one thousand games. In actuality, only three men have lifetime batting averages in excess of .350, and no one is anywhere near .400 (Ty Cobb at .367, Rogers Hornsby at .358, and Shoeless Joe Jackson at .356). DiMaggio's streak is the most extraordinary thing that ever happened in American sports. He sits on the shoulders of two bearers—mythology and science. For Joe DiMaggio accomplished what no other ballplayer has done. He beat the hardest taskmaster of all, a woman who makes Nolan Ryan's fastball look like a cantaloupe in slow motion—Lady Luck.

Seidel's book succeeds with a simple and honorable premise. The streak itself is such a good story, such an important event in our cultural history, that the day-by-day chronicle will shape a bare sequence into a wonderful drama with beginning, middle, and end. And so we move from the early days of DiMaggio's streak, when no one realized that anything of interest was happening; through the excruciating middle games when George Sisler's modern record of forty-one, then Keeler's all-time mark of forty-four, were approached and broken; to later times of pleasure and coasting when DiMaggio was only smashing his own record, set the day before; and to the final, fateful game fifty-seven, when Ken Keltner made two great plays at third base and lost DiMaggio the prospect of a lifetime advertising contract with the Heinz ketchup company.

But just as baseball, at least in our metaphors, is so much more than a game, Seidel has written more than a sports book. Seidel is professor of literature at Columbia University, and Streak belongs to a growing genre of baseball books written by, if you will pardon my citation of the last footnote, "pointy-heads" (no offense intended since I, alas, am one). Baseball has long enjoyed a distinguished literature, from Ring Lardner to the incomparable Roger Angell—and I have seen no satisfactory resolution for the old puzzle of why baseball, but no other sport, has attracted some of America's finest writers. But the new genre is quite different—serious, scholarly books treating baseball as something that might even get you tenure at a major university (as something other than athletic coach): Jules Tygiel's Baseball's Great Experiment,
[3] on Jackie Robinson and the racial integration of the game; or Charles C. Alexander's Ty Cobb,[4] a sociology of a time as well as a biography of the greatest and nastiest player of them all.

Seidel has tried to place DiMaggio's feat in a larger setting of history and culture by weaving in and around his fifty-six-game saga the chronicle of other events during the summer of 1941. There is no tendentiousness here, no attempt to find deep meaning, no theory about baseball imitating or reflecting anything about "real" life. Instead, Seidel presents a sensitive and judicious selection of surrounding events simply, I think, to provide the background for a genuine legend. (As my only mild criticism of the book: I felt that this strategy sometimes smacks a bit of reading old newspapers and listing the main events in order.) While DiMaggio hit away, Rudolf Hess parachuted into Scotland, Hitler invaded Russia, and Roosevelt maneuvered America toward its inevitable involvement, as Charles Lindbergh toured the country in the losing cause of an isolationism that, for his part at least, conveyed more than a faint odor of pro-German sympathy. On the evening after DiMaggio hit safely in game twelve, the nighttime contest between the New York Giants and the Boston Braves was halted for forty-five minutes to broadcast FDR's "unlimited emergency" speech over the loudspeakers. (After paying ransom to the aforementioned thief, DiMaggio auctioned off his streak bat to benefit the USO.) In the meantime, Citizen Kane played its initial run, commercial television made its first broadcasts in New York City, and the Grand Central Red Cap Barbershop Quartet won the citywide contest sponsored by the New York Parks Department, only to face the indignity of disqualification at the nationals in Saint Louis. The Red Caps were black.

With apologies to Seidel (for he was probably sandbagged by his publishers on this), I must mention one funny error. The caption to a photo reads: "Ted Williams as he looked in 1941 when he hit .406." But the picture, unless I need a very peculiar pair of glasses, shows Phil Rizzuto. Now you couldn't find two more different people. Williams was tall, thin, taciturn, cold, the finest hitting machine since Ty Cobb, but not exactly perfect in the outfield. Rizzuto was just the opposite: short, stocky, convivial, not much with the stick, but the finest short-stop in the league. Moreover, Rizzuto played with DiMaggio on the Yankees, Williams for their archrivals, the Boston Red Sox. But then, an even more amusing mixup once appeared in the "errata" section of The New York Times: "The photo that appeared yesterday on page forty-one, labeled as the sun, was the moon."

Seidel's book will help us to treasure DiMaggio's achievement by bringing together the details of a genuine legend. But a larger issue lies behind basic documentation and simple appreciation. For we don't understand the truly special character of DiMaggio's record because we are so poorly equipped, whether by habits of culture or by our modes of cognition, to grasp the workings of random processes and patterning in nature.

That old Persian tentmaker, Omar Khayyám, understood the quandary of our lives:
Into this Universe, and Why not knowing,Nor Whence, like Water willy-nilly flowing; And out of it, as Wind along the Waste,I know not Whither, willy-nilly blowing.

But we cannot bear it. We must have comforting answers. We see pattern, for pattern surely exists, even in a purely random world. (Only a highly nonrandom universe could possibly cancel out the clumping that we perceive as pattern. We think we see constellations because the stars are dispersed at random in the heavens, and therefore clump in our sight.) Our error lies not in the perception of pattern but in automatically imbuing pattern with meaning, especially with meaning that can bring us comfort, or dispel confusion. Again, Omar took the more honest approach:

Ah, love! could you and I with Fate conspireTo grasp this sorry Scheme of Things entire, Would not we shatter it to bits—and thenRe-mould it nearer to the Heart's Desire!

We, instead, have tried to impose that "heart's desire" upon the actual earth and its largely random patterns:

All Nature is but Art, unknown to thee;All Chance, Direction, which thou canst not see;All Discord, Harmony not under- stood;All partial Evil, universal Good.(Alexander Pope, Essay on Man, end of Epistle 1)

Sorry to wax so poetic and tendentious about something that leads back to DiMaggio's hitting streak (pointyheadedness in action, I suppose), but this broader setting is the source of our misinterpretation. We believe in "hot hands" because we must impart meaning to a pattern—and we like meanings that tell stories about heroism, valor, and excellence. We believe that long streaks and slumps must have direct causes internal to the sequence itself, and we have no feel for the frequency and length of sequences in random data. Thus, while we understand that DiMaggio's hitting streak was the longest ever, we don't appreciate its truly special character because we view all the others as equally patterned by cause, only a little shorter. We distinguish DiMaggio's feat merely by quantity along a continuum of courage; we should, instead, view his fifty-six–game hitting streak as a unique assault upon the otherwise unblemished record of Dame Probability.

Amos Tversky, who studied "hot hands," has performed a series of elegant psychological experiments with Daniel Kahneman.[5] These long-term studies have provided our finest insight into "natural reasoning" and its curious departure from logical truth. To cite an example, they construct a fictional description of a young woman: "Linda is thirty-one years old, single, outspoken, and very bright. She majored in philosophy. As a student, she was deeply concerned with issues of discrimination and social justice, and also participated in anti-nuclear demonstrations." Subjects are then given a list of hypothetical statements about Linda: they must rank these in order of presumed likelihood, most to least probable. Tversky and Kahneman list eight statements, but five are a blind, and only three make up the true experiment:

Linda is active in the feminist movement;
Linda is a bank teller;
Linda is a bank teller and is active in the feminist movement.

Now it simply must be true that the third statement is least likely, since any conjunction has to be less probable than either of its parts considered separately. Everybody can understand this when the principle is explained explicitly and patiently. But all groups of subjects, sophisticated students who ought to understand logic and probability as well as folks off the street corner, rank the last statement as more probable than the second. (I am particularly fond of this example because I know that the third statement is least probable, yet a little homunculus in my head continues to jump up and down, shouting at me—"but she can't just be a bank teller; read the description.")

Why do we so consistently make this simple logical error? Tversky and Kahneman argue, correctly I think, that our minds are not built (for whatever reason) to work by the rules of probability, though these rules clearly govern our universe. We do something else that usually serves us well, but fails in crucial instances: we "match to type." We abstract what we consider the "essence" of an entity, and then arrange our judgments by their degree of similarity to this assumed type. Since we are given a "type" for Linda that implies feminism, but definitely not a bank job, we rank any statement matching the type as more probable than another that only contains material contrary to the type. This propensity may help us to understand an entire range of human preferences, from Plato's theory of form to modern stereotyping of race or gender.

We might also understand the world better, and free ourselves of unseemly prejudice, if we properly grasped the workings of probability and its inexorable hold, through laws of logic, upon much of nature's pattern. "Matching to type" is one common error; failure to understand random patterning in streaks and slumps is another—hence Tversky's study of both the fictional Linda and the 76ers' baskets. Our failure to appreciate the uniqueness of DiMaggio's streak derives from the same unnatural and uncomfortable relationship that we maintain with probability. (If we understood Lady Luck better, Las Vegas might still be a roadstop in the desert, and Nancy Reagan might not have a friend in San Francisco.)

My favorite illustration of this basic misunderstanding, as applied to DiMaggio's hitting streak, appeared in a recent article by baseball writer John Holway, "A Little Help from his Friends," and subtitled "Hits or Hype in '41" (Sports Heritage, November/December, 1987). Holway points out that five of DiMaggio's successes were narrow escapes and lucky breaks. He received two benefits-of-the-doubt from official scorers on plays that might have been judged as errors. In each of two games, his only hit was a cheapie. (In game sixteen, a ball dropped untouched in the outfield and had to be ruled a hit, even though the ball could have been caught, had it not been misjudged; in game fifty-four, DiMaggio dribbled one down the third base line, easily beating the throw because the third baseman, expecting the usual, was playing far back.) The fifth incident is an ofttold tale, perhaps the most interesting story of the streak. In game thirty-eight, DiMaggio was 0 for 3 going into the last inning. Scheduled to bat fourth, he might have been denied a chance to hit at all. Johnny Sturm popped up to begin the inning, but Red Rolfe then walked. Slugger Tommy Henrich, up next, was suddenly swept with a premonitory fear: suppose I ground into a double play and end the inning. An elegant solution immediately occurred to him: why not bunt (an odd strategy for a power hitter)? Henrich laid down a beauty; DiMaggio, up next, promptly drilled a double to left.

Holway's account is interesting, but his premise is entirely, almost preciously, wrong. First of all, none of the five incidents represents an egregious miscall. The two hits were less than elegant, but they were undoubtedly legitimate; the two boosts from official scorers were close calls on judgment plays, not gifts. As for Henrich, I can only repeat manager Joe McCarthy's comment when Tommy asked him for permission to bunt: "Yeah, that's a good idea." Not a terrible strategy either—to put a man into scoring position for an insurance run when you're up 3–1.

But these details do not touch the main point—Holway's premise is false because he accepts the conventional mythology about long sequences. He believes that streaks are unbroken runs of causal courage—so that any prolongation by hook-or-crook is an outrage against the deep meaning of the phenomenon. But extended sequences are no such thing. Long streaks always are, and must be, a matter of extraordinary luck imposed upon great skill. Please don't make the vulgar mistake of thinking that Purcell or Tversky or I or anyone else would attribute a long streak to "just luck"—as though everyone's chances are exactly the same, and streaks represent nothing more than the lucky atom that kept moving in one direction. Long hitting streaks happen to the greatest players—Sisler, Keeler, DiMaggio, Rose—because their general chance of getting a hit is so much higher than average. Just as Joe Airball cannot match Larry Bird for runs of baskets, Joe's cousin Bill Ofer, with a lifetime batting average of .184, will never have a streak to match DiMaggio's with a lifetime average of .325. The statistics show something else, and something fascinating: there is no "causality of circumstance," no "extra" that the great can draw from the soul of their valor to extend a streak beyond the ordinary expectation of coin-tossing models for a series of unconnected events, each occurring with the characteristic probability for that particular player. Good players have higher characteristic probabilities, hence longer streaks.

Of course DiMaggio had a little luck during his streak. That's what streaks are all about. No long sequence has ever been entirely sustained in any other way (the Orioles almost won several of those twenty-one games). DiMaggio's remarkable achievement—its uniqueness, in the unvarnished literal sense of that word—lies in whatever he did to extend his success well beyond the reasonable expectations of random models that have governed every other streak or slump in the history of baseball.

Probability does pervade the universe—and in this sense, the old chestnut about baseball imitating life really has validity. The statistics of streaks and slumps, properly understood, do teach an important lesson about epistemology, and life in general. The history of a species, or any natural phenomenon that requires unbroken continuity in a world of trouble, works like a batting streak. All are games of a gambler playing with a limited stake against a house with infinite resources. The gambler must eventually go bust. His aim can only be to stick around as long as possible, to have some fun while he's at it, and, if he happens to be a moral agent as well, to worry about staying the course with honor. The best of us will try to live by a few simple rules: do justly, love mercy, walk humbly with thy God, and never draw to an inside straight.

DiMaggio's hitting streak is the finest of legitimate legends because it embodies the essence of the battle that truly defines our lives. DiMaggio activated the greatest and most unattainable dream of all humanity, the hope and chimera of all sages and shamans: he cheated death, at least for a while.

Notes
[1] A happy neologism based on an acronym for members of the Society for American Baseball Research, and referring to the statistical mavens of the sport.
[2] Richard Sisk of the New York Daily News Sunday magazine (March 27, 1988) wrote a funny article about the sabremetric studies of three Harvard professors—Purcell, Dudley Herschbach, and myself. It ran with the precious title: "Buncha Pointyheads Sittin' Around Talkin' Baseball."
[3] Oxford University Press, 1983.
[4] Oxford University Press, 1984.
[5] See several of their essays in Amos Tversky, Daniel Kahneman, and Paul Slovic, eds., Judgment Under Uncertainty: Heuristics and Biases (Cambridge University Press, 1982).

Monday, June 9, 2008

The Biz of Baseball - Taxation

Ok - so what did all that tax stuff in the last post have to do with baseball? Found this interesting article on the competitive-balance tax (basically, socialism for team owners):

The New York Yankees continued their streak as baseball’s highest total payroll team, as well as going above MLB’s competitive-balance tax, or as it is more commonly referred to as, the Luxury Tax. The Yankees did, however, lower the amount they will have to pay for the second straight year. As reported by Ronald Blum of The AP:

The Yankees were hit with a tax bill of $23.88 million by Major League Baseball in a notice sent to teams late Friday, pushing them over the $100 million mark since the penalty for profligate spending was introduced in 2003.

The only other club that must pay the competitive-balance tax, as it is formally known, is the World Series champion Boston Red Sox, who owe $6.06 million.
Checks are due at the commissioner's office by Jan. 31.


The Yankee’s paid just over $26 million last season. (see chart below). They have paid over $121.6 million in total Luxury Tax payments. The Red Sox have now paid into the system every year since 2004, but at a mere fraction of what the Yankees have paid at just under $13.86 million. The Angels paid $927,059 in Luxury Tax in 2004.

In total, $136,418,382 in Luxury Tax bills have been paid by the three clubs. The Yankees have paid 89% of the total since the system was implemented in 2003.

As for how the Luxury Tax is calculated, teams that exceed a defined total team payroll threshold are dinged with the tax. The threshold for the 2006 season was $136.5 million in the last year of the 2002-2006 CBA, and jumped to $148 million in 2007 (the first year of the current CBA), $155 million in 2008, $162 million in 2009, $170 million in 2010 and $178 million in 2011, or increases of approximately 5 percent a year. Clubs that exceed those total team payroll figures would be hit with the tax. The jump in threshold values from 2006 to 2007 represents an $11.5 million jump from the old agreement to new.

On the rates for the tax, they start at 22½% for clubs over the threshold the first time, 30% for clubs over the threshold the second time, 40% for clubs over the threshold the third time, and repeated at the 40% rate for the remainder of the agreement. Based upon this, the Yankees and Red Sox were hit with a 40% rate for breaking the threshold in 2007, as they were the only two clubs to have broken the threshold in 2006.

Below is a break down of all monies paid by way of the Luxury Tax. Note that the Yankees, Red Sox and Angels are the only teams to have ever broken the thresholds, and paid Luxury Tax.



Editors Note: The Red Sox are the only ones who have won a World Series (2 of 'em, actually), while the Yankees are now 7.5 years into their own 86 year drought. I can't believe the Angels EVER won one, but miracles do happen.

Taxes...I hope ObaMcCain doesn't make this worse...

HOW MANY ZEROS IN A BILLION?
The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of it's releases.


A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
D. A billion days ago no one walked on the earth on two feet.
E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.
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While this thought is still fresh in our brain...let's take a look at New Orleans...without intending any disrespect to those who have suffered in that region. It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.

Louisiana Senator Mary Landrieu (D) is presently asking Congress for $250 BILLION DOLLARS to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number...what does it mean?

A. Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, and child) you each get $516,528.
B. Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans, your home gets $1,329,787.

C. Or... if you are a family of four...your family gets $2,066,012.
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Here are just some of the taxes we pay today:
Accounts Receivable Tax ▪ Building Permit Tax ▪ CDL License Tax ▪ Cigarette Tax ▪ Corporate Income Tax ▪ Dog License Tax ▪ Federal Income Tax ▪ Federal Unemployment Tax ▪ Fishing License Tax ▪ Food License Tax ▪ Fuel Permit Tax ▪ Gasoline Tax ▪ Hunting License Tax ▪ Inheritance Tax ▪ Inventory Tax ▪ IRS Interest Charges (tax on tax) ▪ IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) ▪ Liquor Tax ▪ Luxury Tax ▪ Marriage License Tax ▪ Medicare Tax ▪ Property Tax ▪ Real Estate Tax ▪ Service charge taxes ▪ Social Security Tax ▪ Road Usage Tax (Truckers) ▪ Sales Taxes ▪ Recreational Vehicle Tax ▪ School Tax ▪ State Income Tax ▪ State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) ▪ Telephone Federal Excise Tax ▪ Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax ▪ Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax ▪ Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax ▪ Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax ▪ Telephone State and Local Tax ▪ Telephone Usage Charge Tax ▪ Utility Tax ▪ Vehicle License Registration Tax ▪ Vehicle Sales Tax ▪ Watercraft Registration Tax ▪ Well Permit Tax ▪ Workers Compensation Tax
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STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...
Our nation was the most prosperous in the world...
We had absolutely no national debt...
We had the largest middle class in the world...
and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

WHAT HAPPENED???

Sunday, June 8, 2008

What's Up, Doc?

The Celtics won tonight. They pummeled the Lakers for 3 1/2 quarters, only to stop playing in the 4th quarter. While players are always in part to blame, this was another Doc Rivers debacle. With a 24-point lead late in an emotional game, it's a great opportunity to:

#1
Keep player of the game Leon Powe involved

#2
Put in guys who are DYING to play (Davis, House, even Cassell) and who will keep up the pressure and the intensity

#3
Rest your main guys, who have performed great and can benefit from the break. There shouldn't be any reason to need them in there with a deep bench like they have at that point in a game.

#4
Call timeouts when your team is sucking.

So many more problems. So little time to blog. Off to walk the dog. And go back to work tomorrow. :(

From Iraq...

A guy I work with is stationed in Baghdad with the Navy for 13 months. He's in the safe/green zone working in public/media communications. Anyhow, I found this funny and scary all at the same time. Let's just say I would not be a great soldier.

From him:

"Okay, this is a funny one. I am sitting in my HOOCH (small trailer where I live) at about 9:00 pm last night. I am working on some emails and surfing the web when I start to hear gun shots. After about 15-20 seconds, the gun shots get louder and more intense. So, I go outside to see what was going on (yes, I know this is sounding like the "Night before Christmas" - I heard a clatter and rose to see what was the matter). The gun shots sounded like they are coming from all around me and now the sound is coming from bigger guns. At this point I am thinking that either we are really giving it to someone or the militia is really mad. About 45 seconds into this, I start to see tracers rounds in the sky. NOW I am thinking the militia have climbed the walls that surround the Green Zone and we are all in for it.

This is a good time to remember my story at the going away party that if you ever saw me with a weapon in my hand on CNN, running down a road, all has broken loose in Baghdad!

About 1 minute and 30 seconds into the amazing display of gun fire, the loud speaker in the IZ comes on to let us all know that the Iraqi soccor team had won their game tonight and that we can expect 'celebratory' gun fire. Man, if this is what they do when the win a single round in the World Cup, I am glad I was not here when they won it all last year!

My only question, where do all those bullets land? Just a thought....."


Whether we agree with this war or not, in totality or in part, thanks for people who are willing to dedicate their lives to the betterment of the world, and protecting our way of life. Military, police, fire, everyone. Thank you.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Ten's First Bath

Starting to look less like a prize fighter...He's spending most of the time in bed with us, though. And practicing eating. And pooping. And pooping. And pooping. One thing you can do to clean a baby who poops a lot? Give him a bath! Oh - and watch how he goes from happy to unhappy to happy and unhappy again. That's the most he's cried so far...I'm sure that will last. :)

How is this baseball related? My boy here was born on the day Manny hit his 500th HR. Note, Manny is one of 7 players to have done the following for their career: 500 HR, 1,500 RBIs, 1,000 walks, 475 doubles and a .300 batting average. Can you name the others?

Part 1

Part 2

Saturday, May 31, 2008

My Son...the Sox Fan.

My wife and I just had our first baby, Tennyson. Or, Ten for short. The question has always been in my mind: "Who else, besides stupid Rich Gedman (who, along with The Stanley Steamer should be blamed for the '86 series), wore the number 10?" Well, here we go:

All Time Owners of the Red Sox Number 10:
Muddy Ruel 1931
Ed Connolly Sr. 1932
Bob Seeds 1933
Lefty Grove 1934-41
Ken Chase 1942-43
Pinky Woods 1943-45
Jim Wilson 1946
Don Gutteridge 1946-47
Billy Goodman 1948-57
Gene Stephens 1959-60
Willie Tasby 1960
Billy Harrell 1961
Billy Gardner 1962
Bob Tillman 1963-67
Gerry Moses 1968-70
Bob Montgomery 1971-79
Rich Gedman 1981-90
Rick Lancellotti 1990
Mike Brumley 1991-92
Andre Dawson 1993-94
Luis Alicea 1995
Esteban Beltre 1996
Lee Tinsley 1996
Scott Hatteberg 1997-2001
Carlos Baerga 2002
David McCarty 2003-05
Shawn Wooten 2005
Tony Graffanino 2005
Coco Crisp 2006-08


I guess a second nickname would have to be Lefty or Hawk from this list, though Muddy would be pretty cool, too. Coco is out entirely!

Saturday, May 24, 2008

An idea - not without its flaws, but...

I'm not sure this is what Jesus would do, but it's not without its humor:

George Carlin 's Solution to Save Gasoline
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Then we could bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border.


When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ..Then we could tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military....From there, we'd give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

More No-Hitter Stuff

CATCHING NO-HITTERS TRIVIA
Of the 260 recognized no hitters tossed there were 189 different catchers involved.
Forty-three no-hitters were tossed in the 19th Century.
58 catchers have caught 2 or more no hitters.
In the 17 perfect games thrown, 16 different catchers were involved.

Ron Hassey is the only catcher to have caught 2 perfect games (Len Barker 1981 and Dennis Martinez 1991).
There were five no-hitters in which 2 or more catchers teamed up.
2 catchers (Sam Agnew & Thomas Pinch) teamed up for Ernie Shore's Perfect Game in 1917.


CATCHING NO-HITTERS IN TWO LEAGUES
Ron Hassey (AL) Cle vs Tor 5/15/1981 - (NL) Mon vs LA 7/28/1991
Ed McFarland (AL) Chi vs Det 9/20/1902 - (AL) Chi vs Det 9/6/1905 - (NL) Phi vs Bos 7/8/1898
Darrell Porter (AL) KV vs Tex 5/14/1977 - (NL) Stl vs Mon 9/26/1983
Wilbert Robinson (AA) Phi vs Cin 7/26/1888 - (NL) Bal vs Was 8/16/1893
Jeff Torborg (AL) Cal vs KC 5/15/1973 - (NL) LA vs Chi 9/9/1965 - (NL) LA vs Phi 7/20/1970
Gus Triandos (AL) Bal vs NY 9/20/1958 - (NL) Phi vs NY 6/21/1964
Art Wilson (FL) Chi vs Pit 5/15/1915 - (NL) Chi vs Cin 5/2/1917

MULTIPLE NO-HITTERS - SAME BATTERY (Catcher & Pitcher)
King Kelly & Larry Corcoran (Chi-NL) 1880, 1884
Jack Rowe & Jim Galvin (Buf-NL) 1880, 1884
Jimmy Peoples & Terry Adonis (Bro-AA) 1886, 1888
Lou Criger & Cy Young (Bos-AL) 1904, 1908
Nig Clarke & Addie Joss (Cle-AL) 1908, 1910
Ernie Lombardi & Johnny Vander Meer (Cin-NL) 1938, 1938
Yogi Berra & Allie Reynolds (NY-AL) 1951, 1951
Roy Campanella & Carl Erskine (Bro-NL) 1952, 1956
John Roseboro & Sandy Koufax (LA-NL) 1962, 1963
Johnny Edwards & Jim Maloney (Cin-NL) 1965, 1965
Gene Tenace & Vida Blue (Oak-AL) 1970, 1975
Fran Healy & Steve Busby (KC-AL) 1973, 1974

Monday, May 19, 2008

Darwinism versus Reason

These videos I found compelling, especially since it's discussing something other than Vodoo Economics. I've been re-reading a lot of materials from back in college that I'm sure I didn't ingest as much as possible back then specific to creation and the impact of modern scientific thought on that concept. This is a good, brief interlude on that topic that makes me want to see Ben Stein's movie. Perhaps, unlike Michael Moore's films, I won't want to rip my hair out within the first 8 seconds.

Part 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYW1EBuNkp0&feature=related

Part 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPXXLXA-_YE&feature=related

Part 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUJzmiwQHY0&NR=1

Lester no-no

I was amazed tonight by the Lester performance, and that the last two no-hitters have been thrown by the Sox. It made me wonder immediately who had the record of catching the most no-hitters. This knowing that Varitek had caught Nomo, Lowe, Bucholz and now Lester. ESPN only told me that Varitek was the first catcher to ever catch 4 no-nos from four different pitchers. But I wanted more...so:

Most no-hit games caught, career (nine innings)
4 - Ray Schalk, Chicago AL, 1914 (2), 1917, 1922
4 - Jason Varitek, Boston A.L., 2001, 2002, 2007, 2008
3 - Alan Ashby, Houston, 1979, 1981, 1986
3 - Yogi Berra, New York, 1951 (2), 1956 (WS Perfect Game)
3 - Roy Campanella, Brooklyn, 1952, 1956 (2)
3 - Bill Carrigan, Boston A.L., 1911, 1916 (2)
3 - Del Crandall, Milwaukee N.L., 1954, 1960 (2)
3 - Lou Criger, Boston A.L. 1904, 1908, NY A.L. 1910
3 - Johnny Edwards, Cincinnati, 1965 (2), St. Louis 1968
3 - Silver Flint, Chicago N.L., 1880, 1882, 1885
3 - Jim Hegan, Cleveland, 1947, 1948, 1951
3 - Charles Johnson, Florida N.L. 1996, 1997, 2001
3 - Ed McFarland, Phila N.L. 1898, Chicago A.L. 1902, 1905
3 - Val Picinich, Phila A.L., 1916, Wash A.L., 1920, Boston A.L., 1923
3 - Luke Sewell, Cleveland A.L., 1931, Chicago A.L., 1935, 1937
3 - Jeff Torborg, Los Angeles N.L., 1965, 1970, California A.L., 1973
2 - ***forty-two catchers1 - ###one-hundred-thirty-one catchers

A great night. :)